AisLemonTea: 2008

• The bandage was wound around the wound.

• The farm was used to produce produce.

• The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

• We must polish the Polish furniture.

• He could lead if he would get the lead out.

• The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

• Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

• A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

• When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

• I did not object to the object.

• The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

• There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

• They were too close to the door to close it.

• The buck does strange things when the does are present.

• A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

• To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

• The wind was too strong for us to wind the sail.

• After a number of injections my jaw got number.

• Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

• I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

• How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly:

• Boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

• If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?

• If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of either one of them, what do you call it?

• If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

• By the way, how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?

• How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

• And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly? Where did the beauty who was OUT OF THIS WORLD go?

• You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

• English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible. However, when the lights are out, they are invisible.

• Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?

PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY, IN THE STORM OF LIFE, YOU HAVE BEEN MY SHIP

Pantun Muncung… . (lebih molek dibaca di hadapan cermin… pastikan mu membacanya dengan gaya dan intonasi yang betul… jangan nak tipu aaa… )

Du’u tugu kucung burluru,
Munu nuk sumu su kucung bulung,
Du’u tugu buluh ku curu
Munu nuk sumu cuk uduk surung.

Gunung du’uk burcubung tugu,
Huncur budun du kundung tunuh,
Budu yung bu’uk dukunung jugu,
Du’u tugu kucung burluru.

Bu’uh cumpuduk du luur pugur
Umbul guluh tulung julukkun,
Humbu buduk buru burlujur,
Kulu suluh tulung tunjukkun.

Pusung umus dubuwu burluyur
Musuk subujuk du utus putu,
Hutung umus buluh dubuyur,
Hutung budu du buwu mutu…

Suku’un turumu kusuh…

Ha...cuba teka....jgn pikir yang bukan-bukan
tau!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk

2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai

3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais

4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki

5) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilik

6) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol

7) Mana lagi tua, motosikal ke kereta?

8) Kangkang peluk, kangkang peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah

9) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?

10) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?

Jangan lihat jawapan nya dulu















ini jawapannya:-

1) Masukkan benang dalam jarum

2) Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah

3) MILO AIS

4) Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh sebab tulah dia angkat
sebelah aje.

5) Lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada 'game' dia padam

6) Semut yang matanya BENGKAK

7) Motorsikal......sebab dia pakai tongkat

8) Panjat pokok kelapa

9) Kambing binATANG

10) Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR

Naik moto ramai2 x ada cukai jgn buat pasai........

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salam..
ni la buat 1st time nye aku tls blog ni wlupn dh siap bln puasa ari 2 lg...sori la klu spe2 yg bukak blog aku sblm ni asyik tgk kosong je xde pape..bak kata paten invisible post..haha..arini baru tgerak tgn kot nk post blog ni...

yg sebeno2 nye mls gak aku nk menulis coz ltih sgt ari ni x ckup tdo...pg td dh la ade kuiz tp mcm hampeh...lps kuiz next class trs ade midsem lak..org len sblm raya smua da abes tp fak aku ni mmg pelik n ajaib ckit..klu bley shari sblm final pn nk wt mid..huhu..ntah la ape yg aku goreng td..goreng2 gak, jgn smpai hangus sudey...arap2 x hangus ar...he3

on da way blk drp midsem td nk naik blok je tjmpe herymau n radzi lak..pstu hery ajk g hospital putrajaya tgk aweks die yg br xcden smlm..xcden ngn die gak..huhu...ape la punye kete 2 nk belok dh la x bg signal..so herymau ape lg...trs blah ar kete 2 n terbang tanpe segan silu ngn awek2 die skali..kete 2 x bg signal aku leh trime lg....tp 1 je yg smpai skrg aku x leh trime,berani btol kete 2 wt cm2 kt herymau...x takot lgsung...eeeii,,klu aku la.......seram.....meremang bulu tengkok aku...mcm 2 la citer yg aku dgr..pstu kebetulan lak wak2 aku smpai klj td acip br blk dr mna ntah..so aku g ngn die ar kt hsptl ptrajaya...

blk dr hsptl lbih krg kul 2.30 cmtu ar..wak2 tu ujan lebat gak tp redah je sbb kul 4 ade klas lg...pegi kls ptg td pn lenggang je coz dh kls akhir...nasib bek blk awl....balik blk jer td lepak2 jap pstu terase nk tls blog..so aku tls la blog ni...tetibe jer smpai kt cni aku dh ketandusan idea nk tls pe dlm ni,len kali plak ar klu aku rajin n ade mood yg mcm ni br aku tls.......haha...dha~~