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Islamic Hijri Calendar

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Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship.

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FRIENDSHIP......



SOME LIKE WOODEN SHIP, SOME LIKE SILVER SHIP.


SOME LIKE GOLD SHIP, BUT I ONLY LIKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP.

PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY, IN THE STORM OF LIFE, YOU HAVE BEEN MY SHIP

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Pantun Muncung

Pantun Muncung… . (lebih molek dibaca di hadapan cermin… pastikan mu membacanya dengan gaya dan intonasi yang betul… jangan nak tipu aaa… )

Du’u tugu kucung burluru,
Munu nuk sumu su kucung bulung,
Du’u tugu buluh ku curu
Munu nuk sumu cuk uduk surung.

Gunung du’uk burcubung tugu,
Huncur budun du kundung tunuh,
Budu yung bu’uk dukunung jugu,
Du’u tugu kucung burluru.

Bu’uh cumpuduk du luur pugur
Umbul guluh tulung julukkun,
Humbu buduk buru burlujur,
Kulu suluh tulung tunjukkun.

Pusung umus dubuwu burluyur
Musuk subujuk du utus putu,
Hutung umus buluh dubuyur,
Hutung budu du buwu mutu…

Suku’un turumu kusuh…

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TEKA TEKI

Ha...cuba teka....jgn pikir yang bukan-bukan
tau!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk

2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai

3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais

4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki

5) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilik

6) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol

7) Mana lagi tua, motosikal ke kereta?

8) Kangkang peluk, kangkang peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah

9) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?

10) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?

Jangan lihat jawapan nya dulu















ini jawapannya:-

1) Masukkan benang dalam jarum

2) Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah

3) MILO AIS

4) Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh sebab tulah dia angkat
sebelah aje.

5) Lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada 'game' dia padam

6) Semut yang matanya BENGKAK

7) Motorsikal......sebab dia pakai tongkat

8) Panjat pokok kelapa

9) Kambing binATANG

10) Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR